15 March, 2009
:--) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
:--) "His men would follow him anywhere, ............ .... but only out of morbid curiosity."
:--) "I would not allow this employee to breed."
:--) "This employee is really not so much of a 'has been', but more of a definite 'wont be'."
:--) "Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
:--) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
:--) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
:--) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
:--) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
:--) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
:--) "This employee should go far, ..........and the sooner he starts, the better."
:--) "Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
:--) A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
:--) "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
:--) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
:--) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
:--) "He's been working with glue too much."
:--) "He would argue with a signpost."
:--) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
:--) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
:--) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
:--) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ........he's the other one."
:--) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
:--) "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
:--) "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
:--) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
:--) "Has two brains: One is lost and the other is out looking for it."
:--) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
:--) "If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
:--) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."
:--) "Its hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."
:--) "One neuron short of a synapse."
:--) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled."
:--) "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
:--) "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
I am an Army Officer, who is now re-attired as a Corporate Warrior, and having interest in varied fields from IT to Arts, and Photography to Blogging. I have an inherent inclination for motivation training and personal inspiration. Being an admirer and staunch supporter of human values and humanity, I am always on lookout for means which can help society at large. I am also an extremely passionate Direct Selling Professional and vociferously promote the concept of Time and Financial Freedom. I can be reached by filling the contact form.